I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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