Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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