I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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