"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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