Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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