I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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