The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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