I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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