This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize