Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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