What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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