yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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