We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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