i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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