): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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