Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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