happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
