So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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