gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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