maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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