we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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