dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
worst night to have a conscience
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Drunk is a universal language darling
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