Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
