Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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