It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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