ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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