I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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