My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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