he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
