im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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