Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
smell my finger.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
