in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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