And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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go home
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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