her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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