the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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