Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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