Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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