she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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