How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
