Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's rum buckets o'clock
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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