he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i will never coherently bang her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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