On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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