so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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