pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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