so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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