she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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