so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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