I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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