sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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