have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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