he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
either way he was missing a nipple.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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