am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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