would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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