I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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