is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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